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I once realized I was giving someone the wrong directions while I was giving him the directions, but I just kept on talking, hoping he will blame himself for not correctly remembering my instructions
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Well, at least he tried
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That is also why I prefer texting over talking on the phone - So II can have it written down for future reference
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The best things in life are either fattening or immoral, or both
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Don't ask me to explain it but it's true
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What have I done?
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Also me: trying to hide the fact that I am looking at myself in the little zoom box
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Yes but if no one saw that, did I really choke?
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I wish I could write with both hands
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- I have never done that!
- You can't prove anything
- I will do it again given the chance
- 11
So true, I always look like Tom Holland in photos
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Start normalizing nametags!
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There is no going back to sleep after that
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One of the worst moment in any introvert's life
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How else should I deal with the situation?
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It's a form of interpretative dance
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"Why are you giving me the very thing I asked for?!"
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I get it, The joke is that he is in a good mood
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Also, when I am relaxed, I'm stressing about whether I actually forgot about something I should be stressed about
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The answer is 'Yes'
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I once answered a text message 4 years later and the person jut said "Who is that"?
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Growth i growth!
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"Yes, This is baby cow in passenger seat"
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What do you mean "Doing"?
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"Oh no, they see the real me"
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There should be a consolation prize in this case
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Us freaks should stick together
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Look at those tiny socks!
- 29
This is my 5 hour plan
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"Oh wow, Octyldodecanol, fascinating"
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That' why I never share anything with anyone ever.
