29 Magical Mage Memes for Sarcastic Sorcerers Sourcing a Side-Stitching Laugh From Their Orb of Pondering

We (unfortunately) live in a society that makes fun of wizards and mages. But for all of us who were raised on D&D, Lord of the Rings, and Magic the Gathering, wizards, sorcerers, and mages were always the pinnacle of coolness. Who else can cast a fireball? Who else studies ancient scrolls filled with magical knowledge? Who else rots in front of their Orb of Pondering? That's right. The mage. 

For magelings and wizardettes, the life of a sarcastic sorcerer was always wrought in the tarot cards for us. We've always cherished a long walk in the woods, a pocketful of pipeweed at our disposal, and a long, luxurious beard. We may never fully master the cauldron-stirred potions or the gnarled wizard's staff, but we can buy a pointed hat, an iridescent robe, and a book of spells for our next cosplay, happy to make-believe ourselves to be the man (or woman) we always admired. So scroll onward, fellow nerds, to enjoy the sarcastic sorcerer memes from the Great Beyond, guaranteed to conjure a side-stitching laugh that we never saw coming in the orb.