34 Lightsaber Wielding Memes That Would Have Refused Order 66

Quick question—why could R2-D2 only beep and boop? I mean, he is a robot, right? What stops Uncle Owen or Luke Skywalker from upgrading his software to allow him to speak? C-3PO was familiar with over six million forms of communication, so he couldn't airdrop his buddy a few hundred of those? And don't tell me robots in Star Wars can't be reprogrammed—do you think young Anakin added all those languages to his pet project when he built him as a kid? No way! He was probably picked up by the Empire and programmed to be a protocol droid. You're telling me no one could program a little text-to-speech app into R2? Nonsense!

And how come he doesn't have a GPS inside him? Wandering around the desert for half the movie. He's got all those gadgets inside him but no global positioning system?! Do me a favor!