Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening. Wherever you are in the world and whatever time it is right now, I'm sure a nice hot (or cold) cup of coffee is calling your name. You might claim to be one of those people who only need 1.5 cups of coffee in the morning to get you through the day, but I know your secrets. You are chugging that brown liquid every other hour of the day, and you can't tell me otherwise. Anyone who says they can't go to sleep after drinking coffee at 2 PM is either a dirty liar or has a comically low tolerance, and both are unbecoming of a perpetually exhausted professional. You need coffee, and coffee needs you. It's your constant companion, and you wouldn't want to disown your productivity juice. If you love coffee as much as it loves you, these coffee memes will make you feel alert.
