When you're collecting friends for your friend rotation, it's wise to choose a strapping, physically capable one. They come in handy in a lot of situations, like if you're moving apartments, if you need a big piece of furniture moved, or if you feel like going to an adult touch football game on a Saturday afternoon. Sure, having funny, smart, intellectually minded friends. But when it comes time to lug all those books to a fourth-floor walkup, good luck sweetie.
That's why you need, for lack of a better term, a lughead, in your rotation. Not only are their bodies useful, but they tend to be kind. When you're constantly at the gym, you don't have a lot of time for negativity. You can start by sending them these memes. Not because lugheads especially love memes, but because everyone loves memes. it's a surefire way to make a friend for life.
