Munch, munch, munch.
The crisp apple crunches between your teeth, the forbidden juice dripping down your chin. The guilt you expect never arrives. Instead, a mischievous glint replaces it. Thanks to the serpent's parting gift, a strange, glowing device, you're now scrolling through a never-ending stream of… what did the serpent call them? Memes.
Each image is a chaotic explosion of color and nonsensical captions. What on earth do they mean? One shows a cat with a grumpy face captioned "Monday Mood." Another depicts a stick figure chasing a carrot labeled "Me trying to be productive." A giggle escapes your lips. This is unlike anything you have ever seen. You must show Adam!
Paradise might be beautiful — lush greenery, cascading waterfalls, and plump, juicy apples — but it lacks entertainment. Now, with this device, you are privy to a digital world beyond Eden… you don't quite understand it all yet, but it's hilarious. Next up, a man who prepared the most yucky meal for his brother's wife after she criticized his food.