‘You ruined my Mother’s Day’: Husband Refuses to Get His Wife a Bird Feeder For Mother’s Day, Instead Gets Her a Candy Bar, Leading to Dispute

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. When it comes to Mother's Day, all men and children everywhere should pick themselves up by their bootstraps, and give all they can to their mother. It's an important and special holiday celebrating the mothers of the world, celebrating all that they do for us, and how much they sacrifice. It's a testament to their constant and unwitting efforts to make the world a better place through raising their children, and too often, their husband. 

Whatever the mom says she wants on Mother's Day, goes. She's the queen of the day, and everyone should appease her needs (within reason). If she wants blueberry pancakes for breakfast, or a dinner at the steakhouse, everyone should be on board. Especially if she says she wants a very particular gift. It's not everyday that a person tells you exactly what gift they want, which makes the job much, much easier. There's no excuse for ditching on the gift, a candy bar is for children. Better luck next time, guy.