- 01
"Doggo meets a moo grass doggo, an introductory mlerm takes place and the world is healed."
The relationship between cows and dogs is only beginning to be documented properly, but as this cow points out, there is a certain amount of similarity between them that might suggest a commonality between their species. This is only added to by the fact that cows out of captivity can be as playful as dogs.
- 02
"Bamboozled once again by the master bamboozler, doggo."
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- 03
"The smol to lorge transition of a pupper has Confused science for millenia, new research at the Pupson Chimken institute believes the Higgs-Barkson particle is key to this."
- 04
"Who could it be, if not him?"
A pawfect reminder to never leave your whipped cream unattended. It is a fool's game to do so, because there is no species, hooman or doggo, that can resist the temptation to slurp up a pile of fresh cream. So next time, you might consider bringing the cream can with you to where you intend to eat and dispensing it there.
- 05
"""Doggo meets a mysterious new type of doggo. What shall we name him? The doggo HQ has the current beta test name 'nuzzle wiggle wheel run doggo'"""
- 06
"Doggo is very much into cardio (monching and chomping), weights (lifting pup his own body to get more food) and dieting (a steady diet of heck)"
- 07
"Sosig boi has been done s real predicament here when Sharon vacccumed and moved his steps to nap nap land. Will anyone do an assist?"
- 08
"Husko needs to do a hibernate after spending the last hour eating mozzarella out of a bag and watching the Pawffice. "
- 09
"There's never a bad time for zoomies."
- 10
"Papa needs his prongles, do you disagree?"
- 11
- 12
"Doggo has brought a new friend back, what do you do now?"
- 13
"This is obviously a tropical flowermouse and not a corgo, we here at floof want to offer our apawlogies for this mistake."
- 14
"We all know someone as able to pawform this job as a doggo. Do'em a taggo."
- 15
- 16
"Jeez Jess can you use your inside voice??"
- 17
"Hey frens what's a question you wish you could ask your doggo and they would understand?"
- 18
"Doggo and fluffbol having an interesting conversation"
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