We hope you have had a good lunch break and are refreshed and ready to take on the rest of the day, dear feline loving hoomans. However, if you are finding yourself lacking in some motivation, then you have found yourself in just the right place. For you see, this list tells the story of our facetious feline protagonist's spare hooman's performance review. After several months of living together, since randomly turning up one day with no formal feline invitation, the fluffy master of the house decided it was time to evaluate this hooman's feline-related contributions to the household.
However, things do not go as smoothly as one might have hoped, as often is with performance reviews. The feline overlord cites several cases where the spare hooman was negligent, ignorant and overall incompetent in his service to feline-kind. And this surprise negative review is the purrfect example of what can happen if you have not got your head on a swivel, because before you know it, it is your head on the block. So take a moment to enjoy this hilarious cat video, but then get back to work ASAP, such that you will be ready and in good shape for any performance review that might come your way.
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Oh no, no positive conversation begins with these words. Those are firing words, or at very best probationary words. If you ever hear these words at work, running might be a solid option, rather than taking the verbal beating on the head. If you are a bad worker, you probably know it already and the last thing you need is to be told how bad you are…
Now, this is an offense that we can understand. Moving in without written feline permission, which includes an inspection of the spare hoomans belongings to ensure they do not smell weird, a thorough interview detailing the spare hooman's intentions and previous feline experience and a general smell check to ensure the nasal safety of the household, is utterly clawminal.
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