- 01
"The smol to lorge transition of a pupper has Confused science for millenia, new research at the Pupson Chimken institute believes the Higgs-Barkson particle is key to this."
Much like us hoomans, the concept of growing up is most certainly lost on this dog. Now, granted it is probably tougher to understand as a doggo as you would be treated as a fluffy fur baby all your life, but nonetheless we all know the feeling of looking in the mirror after a while and being rather confused by the appearance looking back at us.
- 02
"Who could it be, if not him?"
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- 03
"Doggo meets a mysterious new type of doggo. What shall we name him? The doggo HQ has the current beta test name 'nuzzle wiggle wheel run doggo'"
- 04
"Why yes Im doin a cultured fren"
This dog needs to be the designated sommelier for his family. Even if only for the finessed expression on his face. It just goes to show the effectiveness of fake it till you make it, you just need to make sure you are aware that you are faking it on purpose and not my happenstance as has happened here.
- 05
"Doggo is very much into cardio (monching and chomping), weights (lifting pup his own body to get more food) and dieting (a steady diet of heck)"
- 06
"Sosig boi has been done s real predicament here when Sharon vacccumed and moved his steps to nap nap land. Will anyone do an assist?"
- 07
"So until now this page has been called doggosbeingdoggos but with this post I may rename it to SealsBeingSeals, given this is clearly a seal, and not an adorable heckin floofy bernese woofer. The seal requests fishe, do you do a provide?"
- 08
"Is this not the most stylish puppo you ever done seen? "
- 09
"The puppers at pupper HQ did a lorge archeological dig to do a discover and maybe even a fascinate. What they found was an ancient scroll that when unrolled simply stated "All doggo are Pupper"
- 10
"the Frenchman who is definitely NOT a doggo needs to test the food (all of it). DO you trust him?"
- 11
"A guide on how to go from sad boi to flowwo boi: Step 1) Realise you're blessed by the universe to exist Step 2) realise you're a heckim adorable puggo that everyone wants to do a boop to Step 3) Be happ and flowwo"
- 12
"Saw puppo doin a levitate, will he gets his treatos?"
- 13
"Nurse Oliver needs to inspect your bones for this check pup. Do not worry, you can trust the dogtors."
- 14
"The quack quack doggos have seen a very strange ducko, he does not bork but quacks instead and likes to attempt to destroy soft surfaces in the house. Many happs will be had."
- 15
"Should we tell him?"
- 16
"I once was smol"
- 17
"The specialized team will do their best to save the box of chimken nuggs you brought from McDognalds but they cannot make any promises "
- 18
"Doggo meets skip hop pupper, a boop ensues. Have you done a boop today?"
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