Wits of Steel: 31 Unassailable 'You Can't Argue with That' Comebacks for the Ages (May 1, 2024)

You know what's better than being correct? Winning the lottery! But also being technically correct. In this age of social media, where we engage with complete strangers daily, there's no better feeling than shutting down a conversation or an argument with one perfect comeback. Look, anyone can be correct on the internet (and most people THINK they are, all the time), but being technically correct—that's the ace up your sleeve. It allows you to walk away victorious from any argument, even if your answer was complete nonsense.

Feeling like the conversation is running away from you? Just say something that is technically correct, even if it doesn't actually makes any sense, and you're golden! that's the main rule of the internet - Nobody cares if it's right or wrong, as long as you say something funny (and preferably devastating) that leaves your opponent with no ammo to fire back. Whether you like it or not, Being witty is better than being correct.

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It might even be grey

Via u/oFIoofy
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Babies are weak!

Via u/Wheybrotons
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The math seems to check out

Via Omeed Sahabi
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Innovative!

Via u/ThePhilosophistt
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Archeologists watch too many movies

Via u/run_the_familyjewels
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The Title

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Quick geography lesson

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OMG me too!

Via u/thexbeatboxer
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No less than 1

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Not what I had in mind but thanks

Via u/aqlynch75
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Iconic or Ionic?

Via u/tertiuslydgate1833
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THE William Childs?

Via u/SomeoneWhoLikesNone
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2 million if you stop mid-way

Via u/BasicallyaFilipino
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Hard to argue with that

Via u/xxxwrldddd
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So big

Via u/EropQuiz7
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Nothing is written in stone

Via u/wavecopper
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Unless you have another daughter

Via u/Adventurous_Sky8579
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Look at it!

Via u/thexbeatboxer
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AI is amazing!

Via u/AeolianTheComposer
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Could you repeat that?

Via u/Holmat1
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Dammit, I was blinking!

Via u/BeanieWilly
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Cool, I was planning on visiting Earth on that day

Via u/Naive-Philosophy-591
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Not much of a psychic

Via u/Golf-Beer-BBQ
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Press F to pay respect

Via u/K1nd_1
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She's got a point

Via u/Upbeat_Ad6685
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Correct

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Not sure that's nice

Via u/chfuji
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Seeing God

Via u/FreyaTheSlayyyer
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Swords are rubbish!

Via u/licer71
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Mistakes were made

Via u/Anwar_Ansari