Picture it: The year is 2001, and you were such a good sport at the dentist. While your mom pays whatever exorbitant price they were charging for teeth cleanings (and probably a cavity filling or two), a Dental assistant directs you to a treasure chest where you can pick one goodie. What are you grabbing? Personally, I would much rather pick something I could savor, like a stretchy pencil grip or a bouncy ball. If you were one of those kids who grabbed a sucker, you are a sucker who would've failed the Stanford marshmallow experiment. Sorry, not sorry.
Luckily, it's no longer 2001, and you can get whatever you want from an assorted bag of goodies. Heck, you could log onto the Oriental Trading Company website and purchase as many grab-bag items as your aging heart desires! If you'd prefer a cheaper option (better yet, a free option), these random memes are ripe for grabbing.