There it is again, that darn'd alarm, ringing incessantly like I haven't hit snooze 15 times. I'm not sure if it's me or this devious time-telling device, but one of us is deluded.
Night owls struggle in the morning more than you'd think, weighing the pros and cons of employment and adulthood from beneath the cozy comforts of their bed, while dozing in and out of a half-sleep. As if powered by invisible marionette strings, sleepy night owls pull themselves out of bed and into day clothes, wondering why some people out there do this for recreational purposes. For the people of the night, the morning is your greatest foe, unvanquishable and inextinguishable. Blasted sun!
So if you're on your 10th cup of coffee and you're still struggling to keep your peepers open, scroll onward to indulge in a batch of memes reminiscent of the daily battles of the eternally sleepy.