'He got a puppy and realized he couldn't balance that with dating': 20 ridiculous reasons why people got dumped

They say every breakup is unique. That would be true if these anecdotes serve as any indication. 

Sure, there are the standard reasons why people split up: infidelity, different life goals, timing, location, etc. And then there are these folks who shared their breakup stories via the following r/AskReddit thread. Some of my favorites include the girl who was dumped because her now ex-boyfriend got a dog and realized he couldn't balance the two. Then, there is the person who got dumped because they were just 90 seconds late to dinner on a night of terrible traffic. And then there's the guy who was threatened by how intelligent his now ex-girlfriend was, so he broke up with her. And how could you forget the one who was dumped because they had bad posture?

Keep scrolling below for the full list. For more, check out these ridiculous things people actually said out loud.