Employee finds manager's misspelled note about him in the printer: 'I called HR to report the absorbance'

Discovering your manager's failed attempt at disciplining you has got to be satisfying. Not only was this employee already over it and clearly prepared to find another job, but he also found his manager's write-up about him because it was left in the company printer. Let's just say that this so-called write-up was about as unintentionally comical as it could get.

First of all, it was full of typos. Second of all, it was full of malapropisms. For instance, when the manager wrote, "I called HR to report the absorbance," we assume he meant insubordination. Who really knows, though? It would be hard for HR to take this letter seriously even remotely because of how indecipherable the language is. The employee shared the letter via the following Reddit thread for our collective amusement.

Keep scrolling below to have a look for yourself. For more content like this, check out this post about an HOA Karen's annoying letter.