Attention all cat lovers and feline fanatics–your cat may be adorable and smol, but deep down, they are up to no good. I know it's tough to hear since your sweet little baby just fell asleep in your lap last week, but the nature of felines is to be mischievous, sassy, and downright criminal. Although they have moments of purrfect bliss and charismatic meows, your kitty is only inches away from heading down the furrbidden path of debauchery and demolition.
Never forget the potted plants that your cat has knocked off the counter! Never forget the dusting of litter sand in every corner of your house! And never forget the yellow bile chucked on your brand-new white rug. These kitties belong in the tabloids for their gossip-worthy behavior, but hoomans can't help but notice their criminal cuteness and innocent little smirks. At the end of the day though, cats are shrouded in the mystery of the 'will they' or 'won't they' principal–just like our celebrities, cats keep us on our toes with their showboating and their acts of craziness, spicing up every cat lover's life with a little meow and a lot of style.
So scroll onward to enjoy the incriminatingly adorable collection of the cutest cats you might see on the front page of the Tabbyloids.
Feline like your inbox needs a makeover? Sign up for our weekly newsletter!
"This one has def started their own cult and got caught lie"
"#1 on FBI's top ten most wanted list heinous crime being entirely too cute his own good."
"Resisting arrest for a DUI"
'I only sniffed the catnip!', she said in her defense
"sweet kitty they can do no wrong this cat's lawyer, and they are innocent!!"
"The famous fashion model Meowbulous suffers from narcolepsy. He has been caught sleeping on the job."
"Miu attacks paparazzi's for insulting her erratic beahiour in the night (also known as night zoomies)"
"Famous catfluencer Luna has come under scrutiny tax fraud after an investigation her MLM scheme has revealed improperly declared income selling products with her own image. Her defense wasn't my mom's so obsessed with my luxurious void look she keeps marketing it"
"Despite ongoing investigation, Luna has declared she's expanding her growing empire into culinary delights. Also her own image course"
"this is joy (aka joyless she'll run up screaming attention and then run away try pet her. then she will let pet her, she'll purr and purr and then swipe and hiss stop hisses are kisses" is thing like say around here."
Shop for the latest and greatest ICanHasCheezburger products in our brand new store!
For a weekly dose of animal-themed community challenges - Subscribe to our Newsletter!
Can't get enough of ICanHasCheezburger? Find us on Instagram!