Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the accused is called here today on account of a licentious and debauched act…of passion, pain, pleasure…witnesses stand and make your ascetic decision. The verdict: innocent. What a twist! I'll explain…
The accused is innocent of judgment or exile, albeit guilty of harboring a natural and instinctual sensuality. We all need it, so why pretend like we don't? Let's take the shame out of the bedroom. Now, that doesn't mean to just go off with anyone that approaches you, it's not about going outside of your comfort zone. It's about allowing yourself to enjoy yourself and someone else. Don't put yourself on trial for your body, what is this the 1300s? It's 2024, we are all human, we all have a libido, we all have a basic understanding of the scientific universe. Why rely on archaic ideals of the universe to guide us into scrupulous submission? Enjoy this listicle, as you'll enjoy a healthy bedroom life.
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