Oh, hey! There you are! I was starting to think you might not show up. I'm so glad you decided to come. These memes have been waiting for you, and they're so excited to see what you think of them. Please try to be sensitive; this is their first time being out in the big scary world, and they are desperate for your approval. If you click on them to immediately go back to what you were doing before, it would simply devastate them and ruin their self-esteem. What is a meme without self-confidence? An image, a pathetic, unfunny image.
I know you must feel pretty special to have all of these memes waiting just for you! It's so wonderful to be wanted and needed, and these memes need you more than they've ever needed anything. If you're ready to meet them, go ahead and scroll on down! It's high time, don't you think?g
