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"@mr___choon had a wild party with his dumpster dudes. He woke up in a bathroom next to an opossum."
While this might not be the ideal situation we would like to find ourselves in this weekend, it does show that this raccoon is living its life to the fullest and doing what it wants, when it wants to. Sometimes that leads to less desirable results, but you will never know if you do not take the chance.
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"@louietheraccoon ‘ s Mom gets a body search from officer Lea and officer Leo. A tattoo from college was found during the search."
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"Please speak slowly to @raccoon_uuu"
Sometimes love can make us do inexplicable things. Like this raccoon who simply wants to hear the love of its life talk a little bit more by pretending to have not understood. It is the little things in life that make it worth it. This is most certainly one of those.
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"@raccoon_named_tuck used to have a great job, a wife and kids. Sadly his life spiraled out of control because of his Colombian cane sugar addiction."
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"Ride in style!"
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"Trash Pandas over Smash Pandas."
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"@raccoon_named_tuck will tuck you in bed tonight. Than eat you."
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"@diddlesdoes Soap Opera with Violet in this episode of the Trashy & Flashy."
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"Smash or Trash?"
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"What’s your favorite profile picture of @raccoon_uuu ?"
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"@sancheztheraccoon stars in this epic trilogy titled Lord Of The Onion Ring with Luna playing as Gandalf The White Wizard and Sanchez as Gollum."
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“DO NOT DUMB HERE. NOT DUMB AREA HERE”
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"@sancheztheraccoon in Lord Of The Onion Rings"
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"Join @hooper_the_raccoon_ for his sports commentary on the greatest sport ever: Man V. Food"
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