We love our cats. A lot. But we do have to say that… there are some things we wish they understood about us. Like the fact that cats don't need to follow us to the bathroom, nothing is going to happen to us if they don't. And that cartons with fresh eggs are not a seat for cats, and they should stop thinking that it is. And that closed doors are not cats' ultimate rivals, and no, dangit, we are not going to get out of bed to open that door for you again, Mr. Mistoffelees.
If they only understood concepts like fairness and privacy, our lives would be a lot less hilarious cat-astrophic. That is if they understood these concepts and cared. Because we have to admit that sometimes we think they do get it, but they choose to be annoying little rascals and drive us insane on purpose.
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Some of the things that they do truly make no sense. Why put a paw in someone's soup? What's the point? Why bite our ankles in the middle of the night? Do they just want a midnight snack? Why follow us to the bathroom and scream if they are not let in? Why? Questions, questions…
There is literally no reason to do this. This jalapeño is not going to be delicious, and the cat knows it. We're sure that she can smell the spice and has zero interest in it. It's just about being a little rascal and causing trouble. Sigh, life would be so boring without cats, wouldn't it?
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