I have never been a napper. Well, I guess I was a napper because I had to be one when I was a literal toddler, but I have not gotten back into the practice anytime after kindergarten. I find that it's such a spectacular waste of time. We only have so many waking hours daily, and I won't waste them with more sleep. I will waste them on important matters, like scrolling through Twitter for an hour and a half. I'm not the only one in my family who is anti-naps: my mom got into them in college, and it was so destabilizing to her life that she had to stop. For some people, naps are like a drug, and if you try to take those sweet ZZZs away from them, they get angry. That's precisely what happened to a 26-year-old woman whose lazy boyfriend refuses to do more chores because he needs his time for sleeping.
