They say the grass is always greener on the other side, but when you're a working-class employee looking through the glass ceiling at your useless CEO's designer shoes, it's hard to resist the allure of infinite wealth in exchange for a 10-hour workweek. Although most of us aren't slogging hours at the mines like our predecessors, there's still something off-putting about a 40-hour work week for meager pay. With only two weekend days to live a regular life and be a human being, can't you argue that your work persona is more dominant? If you've ever worked retail or customer service, your work personality persisting much longer than your clocked-in hours is a little unsettling.
Riddle me this– but what if we harnessed our inner CEO? Clock in, gossip with your favorite coworker a little (shareholders), and then send a mass email to an overflowing email inbox saying, 'Let's circle back to this next quarter!' What a life that would be...
So take a 10-minute break, scroll through some memes, and make sure to use the bathroom as often as possible while you're on company time.
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