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Facetious Feline Memes And Tweets For Your Mid-Morning Treat

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    "aspire to this level of unhinged"

    Hannah Solow @hamstertalk My husband set up a motion sensor sign that lights up when my cat poops....please hire him, he has too much time on his hands ON AIR ITAIR ON AIR IN AIR

    Every single cat parent needs this in their life. It is the perfect addition to the ever pilling mound of stuff that we buy for our cats, yet is practically useless for both us and our cats. Yet, we will still buy it with pleasure and pride. There goes our monthly allowance again.

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  • 2

    "top tier #1 best cat"

    Jennifer Adcock, RPG Designer @JenKatWrites You know who doesn't get impostor syndrome? Cats. Not only does every cat know they're a cat, I think every cat believes firmly, with conviction, that they are the best possible cat, the prime example of a cat, the most cat a cat could be.
  • 3

    "new york’s hottest club is mom’s vocal cords"

    fil @veganbruxa cats be like I know a spot then sit on your throat
  • 4

    "she works hard for the crunchies"

    alexa @mariokartdw it's so hard explaining to my cat every morning that i have to go away for 10 hours to support our lifestyle

    We do not know what is harder, having to explain why we disappear for ten hours a day, or why we were ten seconds late with breakfast. Something tells us that it is the latter and that in a certain sense our feline fur babies are rather happy to have their run of the house when we leave.

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  • 5

    "science said it couldn’t be done"

    allie @thholyghost everyone thinks that their cat is the cutest cat in the world and youre actually all correct
  • 6

    "reaaaaally hope this cat is a ginger"

    Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_ Three months ago, my cat lived on the streets of Bushwick. Today, he has an electronic litter box. Literally the plot of Annie.
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  • 7

    "cease your wiggling, pillow servant"

    Dr. Sanjana Curtis! @sanjanacurtis my cat if I shift my weight while she's sleeping in my lap Attention... I have been murdered.
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  • 8

    "time to do absolutely everything in our power to reunite these two"

    haley @feederofcats just saw a kid in petsmart with his hands and face pressed against an adoptable cat's glass cage telling the cat they need to "form a plan" because his mom said no and whispering his full home address to the cat. i think the kids will be alright
  • 9

    "I’m not BABY I’m APEX PREDATOR"

    MARC in a (Less) Cold Clim... @marccold ME: whose dog are you DOG: I'M YOUR DOG I'M YOUR DOG YES YES YES TWIRL TWIRL ME: whose cat are you CAT: Possession is a solipsistic paradigm, Vivian. However, if I were to define myself as belonging to anyone, it would be myself. In this essay, I will DON'T TOUCH MY STOMACH
  • 10

    "true story almost named my cat TomHanksInCastAway"

    chib @chibleee animals R so funny u can name a cat apple iphone 2 and he dont know wat goin on lol
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  • 11

    "one ticket for the smelly baby convention please"

    BABY GET IN HERE IF YOU SMELL ↓ I'M SMELLY ↑ JAIL
  • 12

    "where u been girl"

    Chipo @BeingChipo Cost of living crisis is hitting everyone hard. Our 5 year old cat that moved out over a year ago just came back home full time like nothing happened. Ma'am
  • 13

    "[[[foreboding silence intensifies]]]"

    Megan Wegenke @MegWegenke I don't completely know how to explain this, but as a cat owner you quickly learn that "absence of cat (chill)" and "absence of cat (suspicious)" are two very different kinds of silence
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  • 14

    "at least he wore his formalwear!!!"

    laura-blaise @Blaisin Squad in what is possibly the best news I have ever received in my life, my friend's cat went missing and was located attending a child's birthday party in a neighboring garden along with several of his local cat friends
  • 15

    "million dollar idea: plastic flavored wet food you’re welcome"

    sticky @stickydacat My cat: you changed my treats to shrimp flavor instead of chicken and now my tummy hurts :( Also my cat: plastic bag C (9) (""))
  • 16

    "show cat"

    Sean Brewster @TheSeanBrewster Today in a Zoom class my professor casually mentioned her cat and one brave student spoke up: From to Everyone: show cat To: Everyone
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  • 17

    "your quest awaits you"

    Woke up this morning and found my cats guarding my basement like this

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