Living in the middle of nowhere can be scary sometimes. With law enforcement miles and miles away, when something goes amok on your property, you're on your own. So while you're out there living in the boonies and you hear a calamitous kerfuffle outside, you should grab whatever weapon you can reach and go check it out yourself.
If you're lucky, it'll be a coyote, a raccoon, or a skittish young bear venturing too close to your garage, but if you're like the guy in our next story, it's a little more 'small town' than that.
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You know you're a bad news thug when the local sheriff starts to call you by your first name. Although you may be living in a small town just south of Nowhereville, being the town's most well-known criminal in't a badge you should wear with honor, especially if you're no good at it.
In our next story, a man and his wife were quietly asleep in their new home in the lonesome backwoods when they heard a clanking skirmish in their yard. The town's worst criminal was at their front door, clamoring clumsily to rob them blind. Scroll for all the details of a criminally bad criminal in action.
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