It's that time of season again, and you are on your way to Madam Poppy Pomfrey who will be sure to help you clear up your stuffed nose and runny eyes. You have tried a few healing spells yourself, but who are you kidding? It's not like you're Hermione… Where is she at, anyway? Probably treading through the Forbidden Forest, you think to yourself, as you enter the Hospital Wing.
Madam Pomfrey tut-tuts at you and scolds you for running around sockless at this time of year. 'Don't you know how cold Hogwarts stone floor can get?' she asks, but you know she doesn't really expect an answer. A few hours later, and you are good to go… You might just join Hermione on her hunt for oak, pine, and knotgrass to help her create that special potion you wanted to brew together.
Scroll down for the memes, and then check out this Dungeon Master who denied his Dnd players the ability to follow standard combat rules. Ugh, some DM's just aren't cut out for the job.