'You've messed with the wrong guy...': New guy on block gets back at entitled neighbor for confiscating his chickens by calling HOA

It's important to keep a friendly relationship with your neighbors. Depending on how you play your cards, they could either be your greatest ally or your worst enemy. However, what would happen if your neighbor turned out to be the devil dressed like an angel? 

This is the story of the new guy on the block. OP moved to a new, developing neighborhood with his lady love. They were ecstatic about starting a new chapter in their lives and moving to their new home. However, things changed when the unofficial neighborhood watch paid them a visit. At first, OP and his spouse were overjoyed as they honestly believed they had hit the neighborhood jackpot, however, they quickly realized how wrong they had been…

Not to give too much away, but let's just say that petty arguments ensued, the Home Owner Association (HOA) was summoned, and, well, after that day, nobody ever messed with OP again. That being said, if you're interested in learning what happened, read the story below! And don't forget to read this story about the entitled customer who storms into a random store to complain about the Postal Service when you're done!