Welcome to dry January! This is amateur month for people who are not used to being sober all the time. This means you don't have a drop of alcohol no matter how badly you need that social lubricant. The sobers already know how to handle the flow of this sort of adventure—usually with lots of mocktails! What is a mocktail, you ask? Usually, some fancy juice combo that they market as a non-alcoholic cocktail. Honestly though, having a drink in your hand is part of the social ritual, so once you get used to the mocktail you are already halfway to mastering the survival of dry January. Heck, maybe you'll even go sober longer! Be forewarned though, mocktails won't give you the type of hangovers cocktails do, but the amount of sugar you're chugging down compared to your usual tequila soda is going to give you a tiny bit of a headache in the morning still. Either way, mocktails for the win! Don't think so? Just check out these tasty mocktail memes below to quench your sober thirst!