If you can believe it, it's already almost the end of the year. We're counting down the days 'til we count down the seconds. New Year's happens to be one of my favorite holidays. I love the idea of a fresh start, a new page, a way to put off all the ways we say we're going to self-improve. "Come January, everything will surely be different!" I tell myself. It's an important tradition.
Another great reason to celebrate is the chance to reflect on everything that's come and gone this year and look forward to what's to come. I love year-end lists, resolutions, and making plans for our new lives. The Simpsons is famous for predicting the future, but we can try our hand too. Here are some of the funniest (and perhaps most prescient, time will tell) predictions for 2024.