We love food, almost as much as hobbits do. After every meal, we're already thinking about what to have for our next meal or snack break. And nothing, nothing, makes us grumpier than missing a meal. When we say we get hangry, we get really hangry. Like, Nazgul level hangry. Like, dementor that hasn't devoured a soul in 1,000 years hangry. There's only one thing that can pacify us after missing a great meal, like second breakfast, and that is some Lord of the Rings memes.
From Aragorn leaving Eowyn on read after she professed her love for him to an undying appreciation for second breakfast (rightfully so), these memes are funny enough to keep us occupied during a long watch at Helm's Deep. If we're going to face a horde of orcs, we might as well have a good laugh before we go. By the way, has anyone seen Gandalf?
Any man that wants to bring us breakfast, or second breakfast, in bed is the man for us. In fact, he can cook all of our meals and bring them to us in bed if he wants. Just imagine the clinking of dishes in the kitchen, the smell of fresh coffee and scrambled eggs, the pitter-patter of big, hairy Hobbit feet…okay maybe not.
Dang Aragorn, we know you're the king of men, but do you really need to leave a girl on read? That's cold. And yeah, we know you were in the middle of some epic battle for Middle Earth, but you can still find a few seconds to tell her that you're in love with somebody else.