We love all dogs, but if we had to choose one dog that we loved the most (which we don't because we love all dogs equally….except Chihuahuas), it would be golden retrievers. They're so goofy, so silly, and the best part is that they all have one collective golden brain cell. They don't need brain cells to be fluffy, beautiful, and great with kids and families, and they certainly don't need them to be the derpiest doggos ever!
When they do get their turn with the brain cell, they can often be found fetching things from the backyard, playing with their toys, and being overall good boys. When they don't have the brain cell, you can find them hanging out with their tongues out, looking lost in space, and being little snuggle monsters. Overall, they're adorable and howlarious, and we can't imagine our lives without them!
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Everyone, meet face-booty. This rare and majestic creature can only be seen whenever a golden retriever loses their brain cell and starts looking for it near their derriere. They, of course, won't find it there, but that doesn't stop them from trying. After successfully catching their tail, they will return back to their normal, goofy form and face-booty will disappear forever.
Looks like this doggo had a ruff day. Get it? Anyway, this derpy doggo is hanging out with his tongue out, which means that it's definitely not his turn with the brain cell. Don't try to take the ball out of his mouth, he's saving it for later. Or, perhaps he just likes the taste.
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