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Wholesome Honest Relatable Memes For The Parents Of Multi-Kid Households

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  • 1

    "Oops"

    Font - kids_kubed My 6yo has been consistently asking me facts about coyotes and I thought it's because he's fascinated by them @kids_kubed I decided to buy him a coyote stuffie and left it on his bed as a surprise P Turns out he's TERRIFIED of them since the school does a sort of lockdown when one is spotted outside Long story short, he hates me and he's going to need therapy
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  • 2

    "Doesn’t matter what the species is; mama always needs a break"

    Font - kids_kubed @Kids_kubed I called animal control about a raccoon sitting in my tree They said it was probably a mom trying to get some time away from her babies and that's normal Now excuse me while I make margaritas and hang out with my new bestie @kids_kubed
  • 3

    "A little extra protein never hurt anyone"

    Organism - (2 kids kubed @Kids_kubed The kids saw a fruit fly fall into my coffee and warned me Maintaining eye contact, I picked up my coffee and chugged it They both ran to their rooms and cleaned rooms up KIDS UBED @kids_kubed Words aren't always needed to remind your kids who's the most savage in this house
  • 4

    "I asked for a hobby farm and got a baby, so we’re both still waiting"

    Font - 12 kids kubed + @Kids_kubed 9: OMG! 3 is driving me crazy! Me: You're the one who said you prayed for a baby brother and you got what you wanted or and you get wh KIDS UBED @kids_kubed 9: I also prayed for a PlayStation! When's that coming?!
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  • 5

    "Dozens of turns but it was THAT ONE SPECIFIC TURN that told you that you were home…it’s crazy"

    Font - kids_kubed @Kids_kubed "9 Anyone else fall asleep in the car as a kid but when your parent made that "one turn' you automatically woke up bc you knew you were home? @kids_kubed
  • 6

    "You heard the girl…I’m a failure "

    Font - kids kubed @Kids_kubed Me: Look I nearly have 55K followers on Instagram 10: (looks) You could do better KIDS XUBED @kids_kubed KIDS - KEEPING YOU HUMBLE SINCE THEY CROWNED
  • 7

    "Happy Monday everyone "

    Font - "What time do you get off work?" Me: Officially 5:00 pm... Emotionally around 2, but on Friday's 10:00 am
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  • 8

    "And a therapist on call 24/7 pretty please"

    Font - 132 kids kubed @Kids_kubed Dear makeup companies, No, I don't need your latest concealer and foundation to look younger KIDS XUBED I need a nanny and a housekeeper @kids_kubed
  • 9

    "My dog and I have run out of places to hide to protect our ears"

    Font - kids_kubed + @Kids kubed My son's music teacher sent him recorder music to practice at home K From one teacher to another, I appreciate your dedication but at the same time I hope you step on a piece of lego barefoot @kids_kubed
  • 10
    Product - Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama Mama ●●● O A KX KIDS XUBED iMessage Stop Delivered @kids_kubed Immediately regretting my decision to get my daughter a phone for emergencies - like the wifi not working @kids_kubed
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  • 11

    "What is this thing called a SaViNgS aCcOuNt?"

    Font - r/Personal FinanceCanada 1.6h Are you financially better off than your parents? Budget Are things getting better or worse, objectively speaking, for newer generations? 279 683 5h Share: 4 Awards That's a good question. Let me go upstairs and ask them. Reply 2.1k
  • 12

    "It’s like spotting a Sasquatch"

    Font - kids_kubed @Kids kubed 10: Mommy did you see that?! Me: Shhhh...you have to be quiet or you'll scare him off that? 6: What's that? X Hubs: Some take a picture before he take a picture notices! @kids_kubed THE ONCE IN A MILLENNIA EVENT OF OUR TEEN LEAVING HIS ROOM
  • 13

    "The horror of coming back home to us"

    Font - kids kubed @Kids_kubed Can't wait to pick up my kids from their grandparents so they can cry their eyes out because they have to come back home with us KIDS UBED Yay parenting! @kids_kubed
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  • 14

    "Truth has been spoken"

    Font - Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal Who made up sending kids to their room when they get in trouble? It's like an amusement park in there. Timeouts should be spent in the parents' room-no one's had fun in there in ages.
  • 15

    "And then I’ll need someone to help me get back up "

    Rectangle - Someone said "20 years ago", and my mind went "Ah yes! The 1980's", but they meant 2003 and now I need to lie down.
  • 16

    "Mama smash!"

    Font - kids kubed @Kids kubed Hubs: You know how Bruce Banner is a nice guy but sometimes he gets so mad, he becomes the Hulk? @kids_kubed 6: Uh-huh K Hubs: So does mommy. And just like the rest of the Avengers, it's a good idea to get out of her way until she calms down. How my husband explained PMS to our kid
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  • 17
    Font - kids_kubed I @Kids_kubed Every Friday is @mcdonaldscanada for us When I give each kid their combo, I take the largest fry from each of them and call it "mom tax" K Forward to today when each kid beat me to it brought me their largest fry and placed it before me I'm like a saint now @kids_kubed
  • 18

    "And if it’s a trip to Costco, I’m going to need to clear a week!"

    Font - i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan how tf did i take all those classes when i was in school?? now if i have one meeting and get groceries the same day i fall apart
  • 19

    "Don’t mind me bawling…I’m just looking at his baby pictures"

    Font - kids_kubed @Kids_kubed My 13yo won't hold my hand anymore bc let's face it...ew mom @kids_kubed But I figured out he'll let me hold his hand if I massage it the 'll let me Now we are watching a movie, he's getting a massage and I still get to hold my baby's hand
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  • 20

    "No that’s from stress of raising you three "

    Font - (32) kids kubed @Kids kubed 6: Mommy, why can't kids wear makeup? Me: It's not that you can't, it's better not to bc makeup is not good for your sensitive skin and you can end up with spots and bumps KIDS UBED 6: Like the ones on your face? Me: @kids_kubed
  • 21

    "My daughter trying to take my picture "

    Font - kids kubed @Kids_kubed 9: Mommy smile! I want you to make a nice face Me: (smiles) KX Me: KIDS UBED 9: I said a NICE face @kids_kubed
  • 22

    "I might be here a while"

    Plant - ME ACCIDENTALLY SITTING ON THE TOILET WHILE IT STILL HAS MY TODDLER'S TRAINING SEAT. @STAY AT HOMIES
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  • 23

    "HELP ME HELP YOU!"

    Font - kids_kubed @Kids_kubed Part of me is heartbroken that our beach vacation has ended @kids_kubed The other part of me is relieved that I no longer have to apply sunscreen to three ungrateful rabid screeching raccoons
  • 24

    "It’s a clean dirty and it’s going to get dirty again anyways"

    Font - C kids kubed @Kids_kubed Those of you who fold laundry, notice a stain on your kid's shirt is still there, ignore it and continue folding...you are my people @kids_kubed
  • 25

    "It’s pride. I can’t wait to binge watch true crime documentaries with her when she’s olde"

    Azure - kids_kubed @Kids_kubed 9: Mommy can you cut my nails? Me: Of course 9: They're getting kinda long and I don't etting want to have everyone KI them DNA under else's veryone else's D I don't know what I feel more right now... pride or fear @kids_kubed
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  • 26

    "I’m now a burnt beached ?? with hurt feelings, and yes, I put sunscreen on everyone else except myself "

    Organism - kids kubed @Kids_kubed After 12 years and three kids I finally built up the courage to wear a two piece swimsuit But now my midsection is lava due not having seen the sun for the aforementioned time frame and then my 12yo asked me "What did you expect trying to be young again?” So ya. I feel GREAT @kids_kubed
  • 27

    "My brain would want me to go through even worst case scenario if I gave it silence - Pls tell me I’m not alone in this"

    Font - kids kubed @Kids_kubed Dear Netflix STOP ASKING ME IF I'M STILL WATCHING! I fall asleep listening to documentaries as I would never sleep if I was left alone with my own thoughts. I'm not watching but I'M LISTENING so stop waking me up with your silent treatment and let Attenborough talk me to sleep @kids_kubed
  • 28

    "Our family’s motto should be Naked and Afraid"

    Font - ANXIOUSL EVER AFTER No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I'll just say it, I pray that I am never in a situation where my life depends on how quickly my children can find their shoes.
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  • 29

    "Thanks for sugar coating it!"

    Font - CAP kids kubed + @Kids_kubed 6: Mommy can I paint your nails? ssed 9: She looks messed up as it is she doesn't need you making it worse E D Me: I'm sitting right here! @kids_kubed
  • 30

    "Pfft…The original French Prince of Bel Air theme song is a classic"

    Font - 12 kids_kubed + @Kids_kubed I was lying next to my 3yo, singing him lullabies to get him sleep when he took out his pacifier and shoved it into my mouth. KIDS UBED @kids_kubed I guess he didn't like the playlist
  • 31

    "Spoiler alert - always judging"

    Clothing - Me: "Who am I to judge" Also me: VARY DOO <MOM @thedevelopermom
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  • 32

    "Such a good feeling "

    Font - kids_kubed @Kids_kubed My husband and I were arguing When I tried to say something, he turned to walk away and stepped right onto a piece of LEGO KIDS XUBED Dear Universe, I owe you @kids_kubed
  • 33

    "Same with dog owners"

    Rectangle - You know you're a parent when every contact on your phone is saved like this: @shepensblog Erica- Michael's Mom.
  • 34

    "She’s my mom so I must have SOME of her parenting genes, right? "

    Font - kids kubed @Kids_kubed DO 6: You should buy this for grandma (points to BEST MOM mug) @kids_kubed K Me: Hey! What about me? 6: (thinks hard) No, for grandma
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  • 35

    "Enough with the chitchat and let’s get moving "

    Font - ADANG Momming Glory Glory @momming_glory *strapping her in car seat* Me: I love you. Her, 3: I love Target, mommy. Let's go.
  • 36

    """But why?! How?! How do you miss a huge target but manage to hit the shower curtain?! """

    Forehead - When your son misses the toilet right after you disinfected the whole thing ΚΑ KIDS XUBED
  • 37

    "Don’t want my drink to melt while I’m helping him"

    Product - Me: Hearing the kids give my husband a hard time and thinking, maybe I should help him out? Also me: Nah. @jacana_mommy
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  • 38

    """Stop slapping each other or so help me!….. anyways as I was saying """

    Font - Momversation When you're mid-convo with another mom and you need to stop mid-sentence to yell at your kids, then you pick back up exactly where you left off without missing a beat. @mom.wine.repeat
  • 39

    "For me the basement is where it all moves to"

    Purple - On the upside, my living room is clean. On the downside, my @drivingmomcrazy bedroom is a disaster because that's where all the stuff from the living room went. @drivingmomcrazy
  • 40

    "Time for melatonin gummies to shine!"

    Musical instrument - When you've sung your kid 87 lullabies and they're still not tired. @itssherifield
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  • 41

    "I was clean for 0.04 sec I promise!"

    Font - THE Weathered MOM @theweatheredmom @theweatheredmom I cleaned my house today and then my kids decided to make a liar out of me.
  • 42

    "They have mastered the backhanded compliment at such an early age"

    Organism - tinasugandh @TinaSugandh Made them waffles and one said "Mom! These taste better than they look!" The other said "Yeah, and they taste better than they smell!" Um, thank you? I think?
  • 43

    "Screen time for the win!"

    Font - KIND MINDS SHART HEARTS Kind Minds Smart Hearts @kindminds_ [AT] KINDMINDS_SMARTHEARTS When someone tells me that no parenting technique works for every child, I remind them of the 7 Cs: Connection, Compassion, Communication, Chocolate, sCreen time, and Covering your ear holes with Cotton balls.
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  • 44

    "Deceive them as much as you can before they catch on!"

    Font - 12 kids kubed @Kids kubed 3: Mommy, I don't want dinner!! Me: I'm not making dinner, I'm making you a big snack KE 3: Yay! Snacks! DS XUBED Follow me for more ways to deceive your kids @kids_kubed
  • 45

    "In lieu of flowers…."

    Font - kids kubed @Kids_kubed Me: When I'm old... 12: So like now KX XUBED Me: WHEN I'm old.. 12: Which is right now @kids_kubed

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