Mighty Monday Memeage to Bring Mood-Boosting Energy to Burnt Out Employees Counting Down the Days 'Til Friday

Monday... Sheesh.

Yet again, the curse of the beginning of the week has come sooner than anticipated. Like the foreboding villains in Halloween movies where the bad guy slowly follows their victims, Mondays share the same creeping, inevitable dread. Although workaholic employees will lie to your face and say that they're happy about charging into another work week, your down-to-Earth coworkers in the office may offer their condolences in the form of a coffee run or a cancelled meeting. If only C-level executives and managerial staff could be so wise in the ways of the workforce. 

Perhaps the nuances of employment were lost on management because they all think we're here for the ping pong table or the pizza parties. Sorry Susan, but we're here for that dazzling paycheck every two weeks and nothing will inspire loyalty quite like a crisp dollar bill. So until there are more commas in my salary or fewer tasks to handle, expect nothing but the bare minimum from Monday-hating employees who are already counting down the days until Friday.