There are two types of wizards in this world: there are Harry Potter wizards, and then there are real wizards. Real wizards learn spells through adventures and by leveling up, not at some silly school in England where spells have funny names like "Petrificus Totalus". Real wizards ride the line between evil and neutral, occasionally doing good if it suits them. They don't follow a ministry of magic, and they're usually nomadic, roaming from place to place either causing chaos or mischief wherever they go.
So, this listicle of magical memes is for all the real wizards out there. Once who use spells to mind control people to build them a city, or use fireball to blast an enemy into smithereens. If you're more of a Harry Potter wizard, there's no judgment here (yes, there is), but you can teleport on over here to find some memes more to your liking. Alakazam!
Even wizards have standards. If you can't transmute this water into wine, we're honestly not even interested. Oh, you created a new planet? Big whoop, we created a miniature universe. Planets are child's play. Come back and talk to us when you can create a solar system.
This is why we love D&D, the options are limitless, and creativity usually pays off and is rewarded. The DM would have to accept it, the wizard is casting fireball at point-blank range, and he let it happen. Winner winner chicken dinner!