'I slept on the couch of horrors': Guy who regularly sleeps on his couch discovers over 70 spiders living underneath

We all crash on the couch every now and then, maybe even more often than we'd like to admit. It's just sooooo cozy as you're watching TV; getting up and going to bed can seem like the worst thing in the history of the world. And it is. So, you keep laying there, fighting to stay awake for as long as you can as your eyes slowly drift and then… bam. It's 6 in the morning.

Or, like in the OP's case, the living room is just so much cooler (temperature-wise) than the stuffy bedrooms. I can relate to that. So yeah, the OP likes to sleep on the couch most nights, sue him. Well, one day he decides to do a serious deep clean of the room, even lifting up the couches. When was the last time you flipped up your couch to vacuum underneath? Yeah, exactly. You may want to do that after hearing this. 

The dude uncovered more than 70 spiders. Let that chilling image sink in. He swears they were black widows, but the comment section had some doubts. Either way, 70 freakin' spiders? Count me out.