- 01
“Yes, I’ll let them use my couch. I’m altruistic that way.”
Pawssibly the most accurate and underrepresented quality of cats is their ability to intimidate and scare the pants off animals multiple times their size. Proving once and for all, it is not the size of the attacker, but the ferocity of the attacker that counts. Hopefully this void was not out for vengeance and a peace agreement was reached.
- 02
"You should thank me for saving you the cholesterol.”
We all have that one friend who likes to take advantage of our hospitality and take the biggest bite or gulp known to make that 'just a bite' count. Clark here understood the rarity of being handed a burger and did not hesitate to take what is his and then some.
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- 03
“What? I was looking for Santa Claus.”
- 04
“Best burglar deterrent you’ll ever have.”
- 05
“Give us a minute. We’ll get there.”
- 06
“I don’t think I like your disobedient tone, human.”
- 07
“You can take my money, but I’ll cancel the credit cards.”
- 08
“I am a creature of contradictions. It speaks to extreme sophistication on my part.”
- 09
“As foreman, of course. The laborers need my pioneering vision.”
- 10
“Stay tuned for more details at confession on Sunday.”
- 11
“Hey, we all have our calling in life.”
- 12
“Great present, Mom!”
- 13
“He’s besmirching our Christmas card, Mom. And Dad’s face.”
- 14
“If not for sits, why is it warm?”
- 15
“Your training is coming along nicely, human.”
- 16
“And it was fun listening to you. Hee hee.”
- 17
“That slowwww melt. It’s, like, so spiritual.”
- 18
“This means, of course, that you may not move without breaking the law.”
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