'It was one of the most epic epiphanies of his angry life': Guy finds a ding on ‘his’ car, destroys the identical model parked next to it as revenge before realizing he was beating up his own car

They say that guys who are obsessed with cars are the male equivalent of a horse girl. Obsessed with something that's taken over their whole personality, car guys are often a little too protective of their vehicles, which can lead to some spicy parking lot altercations. In this story, one car guy shot himself in the foot (big time) when he misidentified his precious vehicle.

This classic story is reminiscent of identical twin trickery, because OP pulled up and parked next to a car that was the same make, model, and color as his, thinking it would be a fun 'nice car' moment between him and the other drive. OP didn't take into account that his own vehicle had a ding on the side door, which became a stirring spark to an angry car guy's flaming rage about an hour later. 

When OP returned from shopping, he was about to make a 'nice car' joke to his identical neighbor, but the man had mistaken OP's damaged vehicle for his and thinking he got dinged while he was in the store, spiraled into a fit of violent rage. Screaming and visibly upset, OP saw that the man thought his identical neighbor had damaged his beloved car. 

Scroll for the entire goofy tale of how one car-obsessed man mistook a damaged vehicle for his own and proceeded to destroy his actual car as 'revenge' on the perpetrator who dinged 'his' car door. For more tales of silly-yet-satisfying revenge, check out this tale of a Karen who makes a pregnant lady cry at the grocery store, only to be taught a lesson by heroic onlookers.