Welcome to the Goat Show, everyone's favorite game show! In this show, we pit four hoomans against each other in a battle of wits, but wait, there's a twist! One of them is actually a goat! So not only do they have to compete against each other, they have to stealthily figure out which amongst them is the imposter, through each round's winner eliminating a player.
This game show did well for a few seasons until one of the hooman players realized that they could just go Mehhh and the goat would answer, revealing itself to be eliminated. Since then, they incorporated new rules against making sounds to prevent cheating, which has made the game quite boring, driving views all the way down to the dumps.
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While most goats tend not to be big fans of the water (cuz they kinda suck at swimming), the occasional 'floaty goaty' can be found enjoying some aquatic fun times in an inflatable tube. Because of the nature of inflatable tubes and the fact that goats can't steer them, this usually ends in a very lost goat.
While most creatures in the animal kingdom strictly adhere to the rules of physics, goats choose not to, defying them nonchalantly without even the excuse of 'sticky hairs' like spiders. This is really concerning, as they tend to be rather chaotic at times, and if they can ignore gravity, what else can they do?
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