So you've put in your 150 hours of play time on Tears of the Kingdom since it was released. What has that gotten you? An intense Zelda obsession, 899 korok seeds (where's that blasted last one hiding?!), and infinite wisdom from the legendary Malanya, the god of the horses. You may be playing as Link, the fearless fabled warrior of Hyrule, but somehow the game feels incomplete. That's probably because for the last 150 hours, you've been competing side missions, cooking cursed recipes, and exploring the map of the depths instead of actually playing the main mission. By the time you actually ever battle Ganondorf, you're going to have maxed out all of your armor upgrades with the Great Fairies, built every promo sign for President Hudson, and abused the Ultrahand power to create functional 'X-wing' vehicles in the game.
All you have to do now is cry forever after completing the "Dragon's Tears" mission and set sail for greener pastures on the back of the giant white stallion. Onward and upwards, we've got to finish this game once and for all, but until then, you can scroll down for a hoot-and-a-holler and a quick kick in your hearty truffles– for there are some TOTK memes that have yet to be discovered.