It is August and everyone seems to be on vacation (or on "holiday" if you feel like sounding fancy and British) except for us. But who cares? Who needs lounging by the beach and sipping adult beverages without a care in the world? Not us, that's for sure. Nope, we're purrfectly happy with our computer and our cats, who definitely wouldn't mind if we left for a few days to work on our tan in a foreign country.
We definitely don't want to take our cats on an amazing outdoor adventure, to teach them to surf, or maybe to learn how to do it ourselves. We could not even fathom taking our cat camping with us and cuddling with them in a tent and looking up at the stars at night. Nope, that sounds terrible, definitely not for us. Not even a little bit. No sarcasm here, none whatsoever.
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Yes, yes, we listened to your story very intently, but seeing as it has nothing to do with us, we are going to leave now and attempt to reclaim the five minutes of our lives that you stole from us with your inconsequential problems. Bye!
Um, exqueeze us? Can you not see that we were already seated here? Is there a sign somewhere on us that says, "Please sit here?" No, there is no sign, we must not-so-gently ask you to please get off of us!
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