Hello students, and velcome to Count Catula's Vampire-Cat Academy! Here you will learn how to be the most fangtabulous felines in all the land, under the ameowzing tutelage of our esteemed headmaster, Cout Catula himself! As most of you already have varying levels of vampiric powers, we will be splitting you into houses according to your strengths.
The first house will be for those with mighty bites, named Meow-Meow Muncher's House after one our fangtablous alumni, Sir Alistair Muncher, a vampire-cat who once terrorized the chicken coups of the Queen of England. The next house is Catbatticus, for those cute kitty vamps who love to take bat form and soar through the night's skies.
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Count Catula, the greatest vampire to ever have not lived. Though he is truly ameowzing, he has one fatal flaw: a severe hate of flowers, so much so that for him, they work the same as religious symbols do for regular vampires.
While existence as a vampire kitty is definitely great, it does come with certain challenges. For instance, since they live forever, the price of nail and fang care is rather expensive, which is why most tend to use natural methods, like tree biting and scratching.
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