Oh, hey! We didn't see you there, how did you sneak up on us? You must have moved really slowly and stealthily….like a sloth! Sloths are great - they're cute, funny, relatable, and they do everything at their own pace. In a world where we're pushed to do everything as quickly as possible, sloths remind us that it's okay to move a little more slowly and do things on your own terms.
Just look at them! They're absolutely adorable and have even stolen the hearts of a few famous celebrities. Who could forget the time Kristen Bell cried on Ellen Degeneres because she surprised her with a real sloth? We certainly haven't, and honestly, we would probably cry too. They're basically permanent snugglers, which is all we ever wanted, ever.
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This is more like when our hairy uncle gets out of the pool, but the joke is still funny. Sorry if we put that image in your head, but you know it's right. He has hair everywhere except his head. #justgirlythings
Who knew sloths could be so flirty? They even have time to think about their responses in between because each sentence takes so long to say. They won't be like us, trying to tell them our name, but end up saying something in gibberish because we're nervous. We should be a sloth!
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