Every teenaged girl goes through a skincare renaissance in the tween years. As they watch the first pimple on their forehead deflate after a night of some magical balm, their witchy female tendencies take over and the obsession begins. For most women, by the time you learn about birth control, alcohol, and your cyclical chin bumps, you'll dive even deeper into the world of serums, anti-aging, and those pesky Korean sheet masks. Ladies, listen up, if you're spending $150+ on your skincare routine, odds are, you'll be buried in your 90's after a long life of exfoliation with baby-soft skin and no visible wrinkles. That'll be the success story that every skincare brand will be raving about.
Speaking from experience, before you find that perfect routine, you gotta kiss a lot of froggish brands before finding your perfect prince of products. So go out there and get an Ulta membership, spending half your paycheck on random lotions and scrubs, hoping to find the cream of your dreams. Who said that real love stories are d3ad? If anything, the truest love story out there is the one of self care, starting right in the moisturizer section of the beauty supply store.
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