'They literally said "The stars weren't aligned" for that date': 20+ Clients who had workers laughing behind their backs

One person asked workers to spill their "worst/funniest/strangest client story," and so many people had great anecdotes to share. 

If you can't do a job yourself, you hire someone to do it for you. Maybe you're opening a new business and you're searching for a graphic designer to make you a nice logo, or your company wants to send out a newsletter, but doesn't know quite how to perfect it. In that case, it's a great option to hire a freelancer to help you out. That way you can work with someone one on one, and this person should know exactly how to get you the results you're looking for. 

However, as the freelancers/employees below know, not every client relationship is meant to last. Lots of clients have little respect for the work these employees are doing. Sometimes your clients can turn on you if they aren't 100% satisfied with your work, and then they start to say they could actually do this on their own. Oh, really? Then why did you hire someone to design your website in the first place, if you're so great at doing that on your own?

At least the people below, who answered u/D*mn8ti0n's prompt to r/AskReddit, have some hilarious stories to tell about the various clients they've had to work with. Some are uninformed, others are technologically challenged, and some just have no idea what they actually want from their projects, leading to lots of eye rolls behind the scenes. 

Next up, this person disliked the group project they were put into, so they took some screenshots and recorded some voicemails to prove their point.