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16 Hilarious Animal Tweets That Prove Tweets Aren't Just For Aviators Anymore

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    Water - pepper 0 @mrsdrpeepo a family of 6 little owls took over my friend's back yard? owl POOL PARTY?????
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    Font - Isabelle @badbeanbella Sad that cows don't know their biggest fans are women in passenger seats cheering them on 11:04 AM 2023-07-02 1M Views 5,499 Retweets 162 Quotes ●●● 46.2K Likes 400 Bookmarks

    As passengers on a road trip, we hold a sacred duty that transcends all laws of travel etiquette. It is our sworn duty, nay, our obligation to point out every single cow we encounter along the way. It's an unspoken rule that has been passed down through generations of road-trippers.

    From the tiniest calf grazing in the distance to the majestic dairy cow lazily chewing its cud, no bovine beauty shall go unnoticed by our keen and watchful eyes. 

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    World - bitchcraft C @mermaidblood when you see your little fur baby walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see them and they start trotting a little bit faster 'cause they're excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think 11:08 AM 01 May 23 362K Views
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    Organism - memes i wish i could tag my cat in @memesiwish you ever just hand things to your cat to sniff so they can feel included 7:54 AM 2021-12-24 Twitter for Android 889 Retweets 81 Quote Tweets 5,476 Likes

    You ever let them sniff things to feel included? Or give them a bite of your sandwich to make them feel included? Or perhaps take them on all your errands in a cute little cat trolley and ask for their opinions on the shopping list despite them just blankly staring at you?

    No, just us?

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    Font - S. Qiouyi Lu OASTRONO @sqiouyilu I can't believe pandas all still have carnivore digestive tracts and *can* eat meat but they are like "nah I'm vegetarian and I choose this one plant that my body can't actually digest. but nomnomnom" if pandas were human they'd be lactose intolerant and drink milk daily Lù Qiuyì 5:27 AM 2023-05-25 from Earth 372K Views . 2,462 Retweets 222 Quotes 25.3K Likes 749 Bookmarks ...
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    Plant - Rob N Roll TM @thegallowboob Meet the Chevrotain, aka the mouse deer. They have hooves and look like how you'd draw a dog if you sucked at drawing. ...
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    Property - Thinkwert @Thinkwert Every raccoon is either planning a heist or in the middle of a heist. H
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    Font - National Park Service @Nat... 20h You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold. ili 4.6M 9747 114.3K 84.8K heychrisjones @heychrisjones Replying to @NatlParkService Who is running this account 9:10 PM 17 Jan 23 57.6K Views 8 Retweets 464 Likes National Park Service @Nat... 18h Replying to @heychrisjones ALT I 12 go m
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    Bird - Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy I prefer the term busy professional, thank you. Nonbreeding adult
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    Carnivore - Chris Betts @mrchrisbetts THEN WHY IS HE WEARING A BOWTIE? I WANT TO GIVE HIM SPAGHETTI THEY'RE NOT PETS. DON'T FEED THEM. D TORONTO KEEPING RACCOONS WILD KEEPS US ALL SAFE. TORONTO.CA/WILDLIFE BOD
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    Terrestrial animal - Shafeeq @Y2SHAF pets whenever you have a snack in front of them: 07
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    Water - Dog Two @surf_dog_.1d you believe I am a swordsman, and want me to teach you the blade? you are misinformed. I am but a humble boatsman 19 1875 5,458 1
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    Water - space cowboy @Flawless_Cowboi I need to be like him just absolutely blissed out in the slop 4:11 PM 2023-06-02 659K Views 3,582 Retweets 77 Quotes 23.2K Likes 354 Bookmarks
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    World - jame @video_jame "i will not be manipulated in my own fecking house" i shout as i reach for my cat's treats again 10:16 AM 2020-12-03 Twitter for iPhone . 17.2K Retweets 987 Quote Tweets 169K Likes www
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    Plant - - good night all animal lovers,, see you tomorrow TEL Köksal Akın @mystoryyy333 FILLE ...

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