Every animal knows the magical tale of Hairy Otter, the magical otter lad who fought against all odds to defeat the dark lord, Voledemore, but few have heard the tale of Professor Squirrel, the agent of darkness behind the dark lord's rise. Squirinius Squirrel was a curious pup, always playing pranks and making majestic memes, that is until one day he fell down a well and came face to face with Volemore's shadow.
This shadow spoke of glory and power, tempting young Squirinius with promises of status and majesty, and so young Squirrel worked hard to get into a position of power, all to help the Dark Lord's resurrection. After his many years of evildoing came to an end, Professor Squirrel would eventually turn over a new leaf, literally, by opening up a tea shop in his tree home, called 'The New Leaf'.
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The Nutvatar, the master of the five elements, Earth, Air, Water, Fire, and Tree Nuts. It is said that when one passes, another takes up the mantle and must learn the five elements in order to bring balance to the world.
Never fear townspeople, for Sir Nutsbury is here! He will fight off these badgery bandits and save your humble homes! No need to thank him, its all a part of his oath to the realm, 'To save all the innocent and punish the wicked'. Three cheers for Sir Nutsbury!
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