Fun fact: one of the many words for a group of owls is a 'congress'. But why? It all started eons ago, when the goddess Owlthena still roamed the world, giving knowledge to those mortal creatures that would accept it. Of all the creatures she asked, only two accepted her knowledge, the hoomans, and the aeronautic avian species known as owls.
The hoomans used their knowledge to become the apex predators during the day, while the owls took a less feather-ruffling approach, and created a congress of owls to deliberate what to do. They knew if they took a similar approach as the hoomans, they would eventually run out of food, so they decided to only hunt at night so that during the day, all the multitudes of mice and other prey could multiply, ensuring a neverending food supply for owlkind.
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Hooty Potter, the most famous of all owl wizards, has started his very own school for magical beings to learn about the mystical ways of 'Technology'. Come to Potterwarts and learn about Cappucino Machines, Lightbulbs, Fans, and much, much more.
Okay, and in the next shot, you're going to lift your wing to your brow, as if you were trying to look over the hoorizon. Then our photoshop guy is going to add a Kraken and a bunch of other sea monsters, and that'll be the poster for the movie.
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