It's a beautiful Caturday morning out here at the Meow City Meowlenium Stadium, right opposite the illustrious Fur Baby Museum, which is just as well because the event of the season is about to begin! That's right, it's time for the Derp Games, an amazing sporting event that originated in Derplandia, but has since become an international event due to its popularity!
This year's hosts have promised us an amazing lineup of events, both of the derpy sports and the fun festival types, which has people flocking to the stadium and its grounds. Stay tuned in to DSPN 1 (Derpy Sports Network) for more coverage of the upcoming events, concerts, and the ameowzing opening ceremony later tonight!
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Next up on Extreme Hose Pipe Wrestling is Connor McDerpy, champion of last year's competition! Weighing in at 100 Derps, this utter derp of a doggo was so incapable of staying on his paws last year that he won the 'Derpiest Wrestler' award.
And now participating in the 'Awkward and Derpy Sleeping Positions' competition is last year's runner-up from Derplandia, The Derpmazing Scruffles! And there it is, Scruffles' signature technique, the 'Scruff, and Duck', truly amazing!
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