Study science they said, it'll be fun they said. WRONG. Nobody ever said that, you are just the chemistry pleeb who fell for the baking soda volcano at the science fair. One moment, you're a child with a glint in their eye making slime concoctions and funny little rocket-bombs, and now you're the stale dry adult in a white trench coat, swirling your beaker until your titration solution turns purple. When you got into all this, you thought there would be more fascinating flames, hydrophobic compounds, and explosive alkalines, but it's more like moderate chemical burns, broken glass, and 5 hour electrolysis modules. How noble.
At least all this time in the lab has given every chemistry student plenty of time to think of puns for every compound, witty STEM-specific hilarity, and pickup lines for quirky science girls (should they ever acknowledge their existence). Scroll on for experimental chemistry memes that'll make you chuckle periodically.