The average kitchen counter is about 36 inches, so why is it that your 20lbs lowrider dachshund is able to highjack the sausages you left alone for only five minutes? When you come back to your doggo licking his chops and the cutting board flopped into the ground, all you can imagine is a Mission Impossible-esque heist that allowed that short-legged menace to engage in this thievery. Frankly, it's every rebellious dog's motivation that makes them achieve the impossible. They're driven by the thrill of anarchy and the slim paw-sibility of a tasty reward. For them, it's worth the risk just to see the look on your face when you discover your dog in the throes of passion, causing mayhem once again. That's when you know that your pooch is just bad to the bone.
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