Girlboss Memes for Ladies Who Wish They'd Become a Sugar Baby Instead of a Career Woman

Here we are rolling through another work week. Once again you're girlbossing it up, crushing your to-do list and bring everything your fore-sisters imagined you could. The only problem is that females are still making $.80 cents to the dollar compared to men in the same position. Suddenly all your hustling is just as tiring as ever and being a career woman isn't exactly what you thought it would be. You imagined pencil suits, Blackberry cell phones, and fabulous shoes, but instead you got eye bags, an empty apartment, and a pair of practical Mary Janes that you've worn every day since 2010. What happened? 

For those of us hard working women who sometimes dream of laying out like a lizard on some oligarch's yacht in the Mediterranean, you are not alone. Frankly, hors d'oeuvres and skimpy bathing suits are more appealing than a 40 minute subway ride to your 9 to 5. In another life, that could have been you, but you just HAD to be a feminist.